Welcome To My Daily Blog!

Hello! My name is Kori, but you can call me MonsterTrucks; Now you don’t know me, but if you follow this blog I’ve created you will begin to. I’m just an average guy, though, so most of what I blog about won’t be very interesting or worth reading… Just kidding, everything I blog about will be better than the bible (Yes, I am an atheist). What you can expect from my blog:

  • Interesting facts & tips. Thinking about making a section of my blog called “Tips & Tricks” for my helpful daily tips (and tricks!).
  • Funny jokes, stories, and images. Mainly stories and jokes since I don’t find images very funny (Yes, I’ve been to 4chan, I really just don’t think most of the jokes there are very funny. Just my opinion!).
  • Video game reviews! Yes! I am an avid gamer, I own all 3 next gen consoles. I consider myself a “true gamer”, so I have alot of opinions on various games. Be on the lookout for my first review coming soon! ;)
  • Movie reviews! I’m also a huge fan of movies so I will probably review those as well. Thinking of reviewing Inception first… or should I… go deeper? :)

… and more!

Since this is my first blog entry, I’ll just leave you with this funny anecdote: 

Today I was on the way to the local grocery store when I encountered a homeless man. Normally I don’t see alot of homeless people because I live in a very rural part of town so this was quite shocking. I walked up to him and he had a small box beside him with various coins in it, mainly nickels and quarters. He had a ukulele in his hand and was playing the theme from Gilligan’s Island. Amused, I put 3 quarters in his box and walked away, laughing.

I came back later to find the homless man was dead.

Well, cya!

This was posted 1 year ago. Notes.