First Blog Entry (Or Maybe This Is The Second? Heh.)
Hello, friends! It’s your pal MonsterTrucks, on the keyboard yet again, typing out those fresh words for your brain to read! Woo! As promised in my previous entry, I’m going to start up my “Tips & Tricks” section of my blog as well as give you a nice, clean (Rated T For Teen!) review of the movie Kick-A**.
Let’s get this blog started with a few life tips!
- Never give up! Whether you’re male or female, you should never give up on something you’re trying to achieve. Sure, times might get tough, but if you pursue long enough you will achieve what you set out to obtain. A great example would be Hitler; when he was alive, though his idea was a bit… strange to most, he never gave up. He kept fighting for what he believed in, conquering countries, killing people of the jewish community… he did everything he set out to achieve! He was truely committed to his goal. However when things got bleak he gave up (A very bad decision!); He even took the worst possible way out and killed himself! If Hitler hadn’t gave up on his goals, who know what the world would be like today. Think about it!
- Always look on the bright-side of life! Remember, every cloud has a silver lining. Even in the most horrific of times, look toward the future when the world will be bright and beautiful again. EX: The Holocaust, The Great Depression, 9/11, etc.
- /!\ IMPORTANT LIFE TIP /!\ Keep yourself hydrated! If you don’t have enough liquid in your body you will die! Even drinking water will prevent this, so if you’re feeling dehydrated PLEASE go drink some water. Please!
There you are, just giving you a taste of the life tips… more coming soon! Be on the look out!
REVIEW CORNER! Today’s Review: Kick-A**
(OOC: During the Review Corner section of my blog I will be taking on the character “Angry Reviewer Guy” or ARG. It is a character I’ll be playing so PLEASE do not take what he says very seriously! His reviews are simply for comedic purposes. Enjoy!)
FUCK!!! Now I’ve got to review THIS shitty movie?! Ugh, I really don’t want to do this, guys. I really don’t. But soooo many of you have requested I review this movie that I simply have to. That’s right, we’re going to review … Kick-Ass.
Now, to start off with, the name. Kick-Ass. What kind of stupid fucking name is that? Wow, a swear word, soooo edgy. You motherfuckers can’t come up with something more original than that? I know it’s the name of the graphic novel. Yes, I’ve read the graphic novel. But fucking christ, KIDS can see the name of this movie in stores. Do you think parents are going to be fucking happy when their kid is like:
(In a funny kid voice) “Hey Mom, can I buy Kick-Ass?”
I’m honestly surprised the producers of this shit haven’t gotten massive amounts of emails… over 9000 emails, even, complaining about the name alone.
Anyway, about the movie. The whole thing sucked. I’m not even kidding when I say I didn’t enjoy a single moment of this entire movie. I mean it’s about superheroes and it’s intended for adults… what the fuck? I’m 24, I don’t want to hear about some faggot kid jumping around in a rubber suite acting like some goddamn hero.
Conclusion: DON’T see this movie. Don’t even rent it. Don’t even watch the fucking trailer. It’s just a terrible movie and you will not enjoy it.
Rating: 0 out of 5
Well, cya!
Welcome To My Daily Blog!
Hello! My name is Kori, but you can call me MonsterTrucks; Now you don’t know me, but if you follow this blog I’ve created you will begin to. I’m just an average guy, though, so most of what I blog about won’t be very interesting or worth reading… Just kidding, everything I blog about will be better than the bible (Yes, I am an atheist). What you can expect from my blog:
- Interesting facts & tips. Thinking about making a section of my blog called “Tips & Tricks” for my helpful daily tips (and tricks!).
- Funny jokes, stories, and images. Mainly stories and jokes since I don’t find images very funny (Yes, I’ve been to 4chan, I really just don’t think most of the jokes there are very funny. Just my opinion!).
- Video game reviews! Yes! I am an avid gamer, I own all 3 next gen consoles. I consider myself a “true gamer”, so I have alot of opinions on various games. Be on the lookout for my first review coming soon! ;)
- Movie reviews! I’m also a huge fan of movies so I will probably review those as well. Thinking of reviewing Inception first… or should I… go deeper? :)
… and more!
Since this is my first blog entry, I’ll just leave you with this funny anecdote:
Today I was on the way to the local grocery store when I encountered a homeless man. Normally I don’t see alot of homeless people because I live in a very rural part of town so this was quite shocking. I walked up to him and he had a small box beside him with various coins in it, mainly nickels and quarters. He had a ukulele in his hand and was playing the theme from Gilligan’s Island. Amused, I put 3 quarters in his box and walked away, laughing.
I came back later to find the homless man was dead.
Well, cya!
